Dane Cook on his comedy album Retaliation Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972 in Cambridge, Massachusetts) is an American stand-up comedian and screen actor. Cook grew up in Arlington, Massachusetts and attended Arlington High School. He was raised Roman Catholic. His comedy material is mostly observational humor. His recent routines include such diverse topics as car accident mayhem, Cook's time spent working at Burger King and assorted geek humor. Cook often refers to specific places or things using his own slang terms. For instance: Burger King is the "BK Lounge" (actually this phrase was first used by De La Soul), Walgreens is "The Wall", and a sandwich is a "sangwich". He also coined the acronym BAMF, short for Bad Ass Mother Fucker, a slight variation on the more-common and widely-used "BAMF", or "Badass Mother Fucker". Among Cook's numerous television credits are performances on Comedy Central Presents and Comedy Central Bar Mitzvah Bash. He is often referred to as 'the most popular guy on MySpace' (next to Tom Anderson, the creator of the service), because at one time he approved every friend request he received -- recently hitting one million friends. [1] Contents 1 Career 1.1 2005 to present 2 The Super Finger 3 Material controversy 4 Discography / Videography 5 Filmography 6 References 7 External links 7.1 News articles & interviews Career When he was a teenager, Dane discovered his comedic talent when his father, former radio personality George Cook, gave him a tape recorder and microphone. He was inspired by watching and listening to a variety of comedians, including Bill Cosby, Johnny Carson, George Carlin and even Red Skelton. In seventh grade he watched Saturday Night Live one night and saw Martin Short performing his character Ed Grimley. He suddenly realized a goal in life: To be on the show. He started performing stand-up comedy in 1990. By 1995, Cook was performing stand-up comedy every night, usually in Boston and, when he made it to Los Angeles, at The Laugh Factory. He stated in a 2005 interview with Entertainment Weekly that he "never walked toward a stage and felt heavy. Ever. Even in bad places, I always learned something." Also in 1995, Cook made his television debut as Kyle in five episodes of the short-lived ABC series Maybe This Time, starring Marie Osmond and Betty White. In 1999, he made his first (albeit brief) appearance in a major motion picture as "The Waffler" (a superhero who uses a waffle iron and "truth syrup" to fight crime) in Mystery Men. A year earlier, he was featured on Comedy Central's stand-up comedy showcase Premium Blend and, the following year, Comics Come Home. It would begin a partnership with the cable channel that would help launch Cook's career to new heights. He made his own half-hour feature segment on Comedy Central Presents in 2000. 1999 also saw Cook starring in the straight-to-video Dennis Rodman vehicle, Simon Sez. Often thought to be a sequel to the mildly successful Jean Claude Van Damme film, Simon Sez actually has nothing to do with Double Team. In the film Cook plays Rodman's partner, Nick Miranda. The film was directed by Kevin Elders, previously known as the screenwriter for Aces: Iron Eagle III. Two years later, Cook pooled $25,000 of his own money from savings and retirement accounts and launched DaneCook.com, his own interactive website to help further his career and help stay personally connected to his fans. Although other comics mocked him, his website, along with his MySpace account, turned out to be a success. In 2003, Cook released his first comedy album, Harmful If Swallowed, which also included a DVD of his appearances on Comedy Central. 2005 to present In 2005, Cook launched a nationwide tour dubbed "Tourgasm" (highlights from which aired June 11, 2006 on HBO) and followed it up with his second album Retaliation, which debuted at #4 on Billboard magazine's Top Albums chart, the most successful comedy album debut since Steve Martin's A Wild and Crazy Guy in 1979. Cook wore a T-shirt depicting Steve Martin and "A Wild And Crazy Guy" at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards. The album's success launched a slew of public appearances and magazine articles that fall, including a three-minute routine on the MTV Video Music Awards on August 28. He also performed three sold-out shows in two nights at Madison Square Garden's Nokia Theater in mid-September without any press but his own website. He also appeared and headlined Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour. He finished his own television pilot called Cooked, which he is writing and starring in, soon afterwards. On December 3, Cook finally realized his dream of hosting Saturday Night Live. His appearance was unique because he was one of the few stand-up comedians (as opposed to actors) to appear as guest host for the show. He performed the longest monologue in the show's history and it was the highest-rated SNL of the season. He portrayed fictional versions of himself in some sketches. On January 13, 2006, after months of keeping a "BIG secret" from his fans, he announced via his website an April 15 gig at Boston's TD Banknorth Garden where his first HBO special was eventually filmed. A documentary series and a scripted program are also in the works for HBO. [1] In the week prior to the televised gig, he performed at the Mandalay Bay Resort in Las Vegas (April 8) and Allstate Arena in Chicago (April 13), the largest venues he's ever performed in those cities. Cook is currently in Santa Fe, New Mexico filming Employee of the Month a comedy co-starring Jessica Simpson, Dax Shepard, Efren Ramirez and Harland Williams. He is also currently filming the psychological thriller Mr. Brooks in Shreveport, Louisiana with Kevin Costner. In 2006, he was named in Time magazine's list of the 100 most influential people of 2006. The Super Finger ə This article contains nonstandard pronunciation information which should be rewritten using the International Phonetic Alphabet. Please see Wikipedia:Manual of Style (pronunciation) for help. The Super Finger or Su-Fi (pronounced Sue-Fi[eye]) is a hand gesture created by Cook. It consists of raising the middle finger, ring finger, and thumb on the same hand while lowering (or curling) the index and pinky fingers. Cook's website explains his idea behind the Su-Fi: One night I did a bit on stage about 5 years ago at the Laugh Factory. I was talking about how the finger is lame now and it's lost its pizzazz. I said I wanted to upgrade the finger and so from now on people should use both the ring finger coupled with the middle finger. I called it the SUPERFINGER (or SU-FI).[2] ” Cook is considered to be double-jointed. In 2005, Cook started his own company to produce his albums and videos, which he named Superfinger Entertainment. Material controversy After the release of his immensely successful CD / DVD Retaliation, many fans of comedy took note of three bits on Cook's CD. On June 10, 1999, comedian Louis CK performed stand-up on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, one of the bits being about naming kids and wanting to name his kid with one letter repeated many times. On CK's debut CD, Louis CK: Live in Houston, which was released in 2000, CK had a bit called "Itchy Asshole". CK has also performed a routine on both his CD, Late Night, and other television programs called "Guy on a Bike", which was a routine about witnessing someone struck by a car and wondering how quickly to warn someone before the accident. In 2005, Dane Cook performed and released three similar routines on Retaliation. CK commented on the similarities, noting three bits on one CD were clearly an example of cribbing material, but commented that he did not intend to act on these findings. [3] [4] Discography / Videography Harmful If Swallowed DVD and CD. Comedy Central, 2003. Retaliation DVD and two CDs. Comedy Central, 2005. Filmography Year Film Role 1997 Flypaper Tim 1997 Buddy Fair Cop 1999 Spiral David 1999 Simon Sez Nick Miranda 1999 Mystery Men The Waffler 2002 L.A.X. Terrell Chasman 2002 The Touch Bob 2003 Stuck on You Officer Fraioli 2004 Mr. 3000 Sausage Mascot 2004 Torque Neil Luff 2005 Waiting... Floyd 2005 London George 2006 Employee of the Month Zack 2007 Mr. Brooks Mr. Smith 2007 Dan in Real Life Lowell Ashburn 2007 Good Luck Chuck Chuck/Charlie References ^ Steven Levy and Brad Stone (2006). "The New Wisdom of the Web". Newsweek (March 28). External links DANECOOK.com Official website Dane Cook on MySpace Some of Dane Cook's Comedy Official Message Board Dane Cook at the Internet Movie Database Dane Cook Clips News articles & interviews "Everybody Likes Dane" Entertainment Weekly article; Sept. 30, 2005 Perry, Ryan. "Dane Cook: The Gorilla Mask Interview." Gorilla Mask. August 4, 2005. Interview From January 2006 "Time 100: The People Who Shape Our World". 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